Listen, I know I haven’t exactly been eating enough lately between stress and medical problems. But surely my ass ain’t THAT FLAT, damnit.

WAIST. SNATCHED.

I’m still cute though. I mean, Victoria’s Secret models are skinny and apparently they’re still considered sexy?

The wet spots on this floor make this picture so much hotter, ughh

This post was also just an excuse to showcase images of myself. On a side note, I have purchased a Groupon for CrossFit.