I was introduced to the sweet liquid Satan back in high school. No, not heroin, but boba, which is considerably worse.
Sad? Boba. Happy? Boba. Failed a test? Scored a job? Sucky weather? Boba, boba, boba
I have probably consumed more calories from bubble tea than actual human food these past few years and that is O-K by me.
(But seriously, please sponsor me)